congratutext

When you do the absolute minimum to congratulate someone on a job well done —no gift, no card, no phone call, no personal interaction — just a text.

Me: Karen just graduated from med school, we should send something.
Spouse: Nah. We don't really talk to her that much. A congratutext should be fine.

by CO_jcd August 25, 2017

Congratufuckilations

A polite way of saying I really don't care. Also sarcasm to congratulate but not.

So what your man makes more money than mine, congratufuckilations !

by Thottie2Hottie October 8, 2017

congratulatoryations

A congratulations so extreme that you have to congratulate with the most extreme congratulations; a word for only those who think they are the most grammatically elitist man in the United States

Really! Wow! Congratulatoryations!

by Crab Cake 3 November 23, 2017

congratgmotherfuckinglations

congratulations with motherfuckin in the middle of it, extreme congratulating

congratgmotherfuckinglations you dumbass

by congratgmotherfuckinglations November 15, 2019

Congratullatio

(1): Congratulatory fellatio.

(2): Performing oral sex on a human male as a form of congratulations.

"Zoe was so excited that I got promoted, she gave me congratullatio."

by argylites October 14, 2020

Congratulations!

The award you got for searching this.

"Congratulations!"

by SpeedoThreeSixty March 1, 2021

Congratuverilations

Hyperbolic and sincere, yet silly form of Congratulations.

A: I did it! I finally finished that thing you asked for.

B: Awesome! Congratuverilations.

by EvilBritishGuy November 22, 2022