Campanion

a virtual personality with whom you want to spend all day with & take everywhere you go!

"Penny is my Campanion! Everyday morning I get connected with her while I get ready to go to work"

by EroLares July 10, 2020

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Complations

fucked of compilations. invented by DavDee Aka BigDick69 Aka Dave Duck Aka Dave Dee Aka Waddle Dee Aka Tweedle Dee.

When i look up Complations i think of Porn Complations. Tasty.

by SnukVA April 16, 2021

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A complanion is a journal who inspires you to live pleasantly. It's your companion on paper. You plan your year, your week, your day and reflect your actions constantly to improve your future and achieve your goals.

My complanion makes my life so much easier.

by tank98 January 3, 2022

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Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 8, 2022

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chimpanionship

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.

Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.

by QuacksO March 7, 2025

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Cumpanion

A cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet next to your pillow which, when gazed upon, provides companionship during lonely nights.

When I went to bed and put my head on my pillow I smiled when I saw my cumpanion - a cum stain left on my fitted bedsheet by a guy I hooked up with - and felt for a moment that I wasn't really alone after all. But my smile faded and I soon shed a tear because after I wash my sheets my cumpanion will be gone.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

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