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Clutching My Pearls

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle
When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008
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Clutch-Fucking

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.
A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.
by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010
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Mud Clutch

The muscle in your ass that keeps you from shitting your pants while farting or straining
Don't let your mud clutch slip, you'll end up with a bacon strip
by stm2000 February 6, 2010
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dislike bar cliche

Where someone goes on youtube, accounts for the number of dislikes of a video, then makes a sarcastic quip to explain the reason why the video is unliked.
1000 people like the new Christmas video and 20 dislike it.

Person comments, "20 people are Grinches".

This is repeated over and over as a top comment for many videos on youtube and thus a dislike bar cliche.
by Poop Stain Barney December 3, 2011
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chitch

A cross between a chick & a bitch. You may hear this word on the radio during the David Guetta & Akon song, Sexy Bitch when they half censor the word 'bitch'.
Sheba aint no sexy chitch, but Jessica Alba is.
by grade2syndrome October 23, 2009
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Clatch

Clatch is something made up by the youtubers Alex Wasabi and FouseyTube ( Yousef Erekat ). A clatch is considered a girl that is beautiful in your eyes and with whom you would want to go out.
1.Damn, that girl is definitely a clatch! 2. I would totally want to go out with her. She's a total clatch! 3. I mean look at her... she's a clatch...
by Jj2 September 22, 2015
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Clutch

Clutch; - Perfect, Exactly what is needed, (also used like "score" or "awesome", as an exclamation.)
ie; "Thank god there is a gas station right there, were almost on empty bro"

"Clutch!"

ie; "Dude I just found $30 in my pocket! Hella clutch!"
by JustinOBuchanan March 21, 2014
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