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Taiwanese chopsticks

In this act, you need 3 men in particular naked and extremely horny .This act consist of getting two metal chopsticks and shoving them down a man’s penis hole and then pulling them apart, splitting the man’s penis across the middle and then the other guy cums in the hole and then bleeds in it and then the third guy shoves the chopsticks as far down as he can.
Dude last night me and my friends where bored so we played taiwanese chopsticks
by Nigga shit balls May 24, 2024
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sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3
Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!
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Chopsticking

When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.
My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.
by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021
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Chopstick King of Pearland

Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."

2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."

3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."

4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."

5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
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Chopsticks

i eat Chopsticks
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Chopsticks

A tool not dissimilar to the hammer or sextant, created by those of the orient. It is often used to transfer food from one location to another (usually the mouth) as a replacement to using one's own hands.
Elizabeth had the discernible distinction of being both white in tone of skin and also being adept with a pair of chopsticks.

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by Literalblackpeople January 5, 2017
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