Calisthenics

Strength training based in body control.

"I do calisthenics, I'm a cali-athlete"
"Muscle Ups, Handstands, Planches, L-sit, Human Flags & Levers"
"So strong your workout looks like an optical illusion."

by CalisteniaBrasil April 19, 2022

Snooty Call

a pretentious booty call

he called me in the middle of the night and was like lets watch a six hour hungarian documentary & bang. such a snooty call!

by Dsnappzzzzzz September 7, 2013

Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

by Donald_nut August 6, 2018

I'll call you yesterday

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.

Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.

by FrenchOnion May 18, 2020

Don't call me that in public.

The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.

It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.

Does not necessarily need to be used in public.

Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."

by Lunaman January 29, 2007

plopped call

Dropping your phone in a toilet or urinal.

Sorry we got cutoff, I had a plopped call. I accidently dropped my phone in the toilet.

by SADSAD November 13, 2013

OG Call

The final say of an "Original Gangster." OG calls can only be made by leaders/founders and former leaders/founders of a street gang who still hold influence over their set, another set, or a set in prison due to their status as an Original Gangster.

OG's get a limited number of calls and must use it wisely. When an OG makes their call, their decision cannot be contested or refused. Every other gang member must respect that call and honor it regardless of their opinion.

OG: "This is my homeboy from the set - Hoover Deuce - and I'm keepin' him."
Gang leader: "He ain't no Deuce. He's a mothafuckin' sherm-head."
OG: "This is a OG call. I'm keepin' him."
Gang leader: "OG? Fuck!"

by zepwik October 31, 2020