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D.C. money

Wealth, or net worth, obtained by living in the Washington D.C. area.
--So, Dave, why did you decide to go to American University?

--Man, I'm getting some of that D.C. money.
by emmachictampa November 27, 2013
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S_C SP__D

S_C SP__D is a level of SP__D that can not be achieved by any other conference, sans the MWC.

Once a rumored myth of unatainable quickness, its raw ability was unleashed and ut on full display against TUOS in the 2006 MNC game.
P_rcy H_rv_n and Er_c B_rry have S_C SP__D,

B__n__ W_lls lacks S_C SP__D
by _it aint e_z__ January 16, 2009
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Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!
I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!
by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005
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d.c.b.

Acronym for Designated Cock Blocker. This is the most unattractive female in a group of women at a nightclub or like social gathering. Her primary purpose is to remain unintoxicated and defer all advances from would be suiters.
Also, the male counterpart is the friend who won't go home or go away when you are trying to get your freak on, as it were.
O.k., first and foremost, we have to distract the D.C.B., so we can make our move.
by captain cornbread July 1, 2006
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J.C.K.D.

To have huge, large, ripped muscles. one who is jacked
Dude you been hitting the gym?
Yea, im getting pretty J.C.K.D.
by master of the shake May 8, 2010
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C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011
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C.U.D.

Compulsive Upgrade Disorder, referring to computer users who cannot keep a component for longer than a month (or less) without the need to upgrade it to something faster or better.
#1 - The first rule of C.U.D. is, you do not talk about C.U.D.

#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.

#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.

#4 - Two upgrades at a time.

#5 - One benchmark at a time.

#6 - No food, no drink

#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.

#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.
by Ageless_ZA January 20, 2011
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