BUTTFUCKING TITLICK

A stupid SHIT that like to fuck a guy IN THE BALLS AND IS A GAYASS SHITFUCKER!!!! he likes to fuck up the ass on Thursdays after smoking grass WHICH I DONT MEAN MARIJUANA I MEAN ACTUAL FUCKIN GRASS HE GOT FROM LAWN CLIPPINGS

"What a Buttfucking Titlick Taylor is!"

by dirty old mans 27th ballsac October 18, 2008

Buttfucker Blues

When you crave anal sex.

I heard Johnny is suffering from the buttfucker blues again.

by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

Buttfuck, Egypt

A less intelligent version of the original "Bumfuck, Egypt."

n.; orig. US milit. jargon Bumfuck, Egypt, a very distant and remote place

Bumfuck is not a real city in Egypt. It is the proper noun for a mythical city used as a metaphor for a very remote location.

Normal people end up in Bumfuck, Egypt, but I'm retarded so I inadvertently sent him to Buttfuck, Egypt, instead.

by Not Billy-Bob September 30, 2017

Royal Buttfucking Stadium

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup

Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)

by Pnon2 May 27, 2010

Holy Buttfuck Batman!

A phrase for use when one witnesses a particularly horrific disaster. You might say "holy shit" after a car wreck. On the other hand, a plane crash would call for "Holy Buttfuck Batman!"

Robin: Holy Buttfuck Batman! The Joker just blew up a paint factory!
Batman: The Joker will get his just desserts, dear Robin, but we have more pressing concerns. Remove the Batplug and come closer...

by Frederic Wertham December 2, 2007

Back Stabbing Buttfucker

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.

I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.

by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010

Buttfucking Gay

Is a term used when you are ecstatically happy. Does Not Mean Gay as in Homosexual!

Erik, i am Buttfucking Gay

by CodyM1221 February 8, 2009