school burrito

a verbal jinx, used in order to foul up another person, usually in a sporting event.

BILL: *just about to sink the 8-ball*
YOU: "school burrito!"
BILL: *misses shot* damnit!!

by b.issues January 12, 2008

Jailhouse Burrito

Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.

It's Thursday night! Let's cook up some jailhouse burritos

by boss tweed July 20, 2015

Justin Burrito

A very popular menu item at Rico's Taco Shop. It is a burrito that contains beans, cheese, rice, lettuce, french fries, guacamole, all double wrapped (two tortillas).

Created by Justin Kurn, a local who kept on ordering "his own" burrito everytime he went to Rico's. With tax, the burrito actually costs $4.20.

Very tasty. Next time you're up in Encinitas, give one a shot.

Cashier: Hi, welcome to Rico's.
Customer: Can I get a Justin Burrito?
Cashier: Sure, $4.20 please.

by I love Rico's July 13, 2006

burrito baby

The after-affects of eating a large burrito from Chipotle or Q'doba. The burrito is so heavy that it forms a large lump in your stomach that you feel, and sometimes, see.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, want to grab dinner?"
Dude 2: "No way man, I ate at Q'doba for lunch and I STILL have a burrito baby"

OR

Girl 1: " OMG, i am so full!"
Girl 2: "I know, check it out, I have a burrito baby."

by Martin86 May 6, 2008

space burrito

Magic mushrooms wrapped inside a rainbow fruit rollup in order to be consumed.

Tyler and I just ate some space burritos, see you on the other side.

by hotsource November 2, 2014

Wreckless Burrito

1. A breakfast burrito gone rougue

2. A burrito eaten early in the morning that dissagrees with your body, and later in the day comes out your asshole screaming with fire.

1. My breakfast burrito threw my plate and juice on the ground and ran out the open window. It was a wreckless burrito.

2.
Guy 1: dude i had a burrito this morning and it just came out in the form of a liquid explosive.

Guy2: that was a wreckless burrito for sure yo.

by Gollywoggle October 26, 2011

American Burrito

The process of puking into a soft tortilla

my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!

by jmzizzle November 6, 2011