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Bungee Jelquing

Bungee Jelquing is the act of letting yourself hang from your ceiling/elevated surface from an industrial grade bungee cord, wrapped around your penis tip. Doing this will effectively tear many segments of the shaft's tissue, causing your penis to grow back longer than before after healing.
Graham: Dude, I think bungee jelquing is paying off, i've gained four inches in the last year!

Sean: Oh man! I think I gotta try this bungee jelquing thing out for myself!
by sigmagoonmaxxer June 4, 2024
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Hayanjaree Bungee

(HUN-jr-ee BUN-jee)

IPA: (‘hʌn.dƷɚ,i.‘bʌn.dƷi)

(Noun) An East Indian who wears a turban and doesn’t allow coexistence.
Why are all the Hayanjaree Bungees in Winnipeg if they don’t want to respect our rights and freedoms?
by Team S.O.S.+ June 18, 2024
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bungee cunting

the act of pulling a tampon out of a menstrating vagina with his / her mouth
tom is bungee cunting mellissa right now !
by brian harber January 15, 2012
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Bungee Jumping

It’s like committing suicide but knowing you’ll survive and then actually surviving and coming out of it as if you just escaped death.
Hey Lucas, wanna come bungee jumping with me?

Yeah man!

Alrrrriiifgghhhtt!!
by ArnoldVonTrumpZenegger October 6, 2019
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Butt Bungee

Technical term for the freely cord used to prevent skydivers not specifically tailored to their rig from falling out of the harness. Rumored to add a special something to the seated canopy position.
"Dang, if it wasn't for that butt bungee I would have had an entire rig cutaway."
"Does this butt bungee make my ass look dummy thick or is it just me?"
by Skydyver January 17, 2021
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bungee jumpable

For something to be able to be bungee jumped from
Niel: "It's bungee jumpable"
Protagonist: "I don't think bungee jumpable is a word"
by Wally Talker November 1, 2023
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Bungee-jump

The action of holding one down and allowing the accumulation of spitale to hang in opponents face before retracting at the last moment.
I'm going to bungee-jump you after school.
by Aaron Kwicke August 25, 2017
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