Bollock Goggles

Placing your ball sack over your partner's eyes - restricting vision

Male squats over female and places his testicles in a position so that one is in each eye socket - creating the phenomenom referred to as bollock goggles.Great fun and good for the skin under your eyes

by T.rynston July 17, 2003

dogs bollocks

Lit. Canine Testicles
Adjective phrase meaning excellent, or being of excellent quality. Usually applied to workmanship or build quality.

That car is te dog's bollocks mate

by Jamie *OJR* Forbes May 14, 2003

utter bollocks

When someone is chatting some serious shit.

Mate you're talking Utter Bollocks

by Bwils.brad August 11, 2017

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

dogs bollocks

of outstanding quality
originating from 1950s packaging
box, deluxe - dog's bollocks
box, standard - bog standard

my bulldog's the dog's bollocks

by Leo Sayer September 23, 2003

bollock

1. n. testicle
2. v. The act of a fat person running in a lopsided manner
3. v. tell off
4. Bollocks adj. - not true, rubbish

1. "ouch he only gone twatted me in the bollocks guvn'or"
2. He was bollocking along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the rozzers.
3. Dr. Percy have the pupil a right bollocking for not handing in his work
4. "Thats plainy bollocks good sir!"

by Drazic March 2, 2004

buggery bollocks

1. An interjection, an expression of extreme pain or frustration. See also bollocks. May be proceeded by intensifiers such as bloody.

2. Literally, a gay man's testicles.

'My colostomy bag is caught in the space-age sliding door again...buggery bollocks.'

by MerryAndy October 9, 2006