bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 09, 2023

bulk never rests

like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging

IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)

jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests

lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !

jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !

by michael foolsley July 06, 2023

bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.

A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.

by QuacksO August 08, 2018

hussein bulk

dirty bulk to the extreme… invented by a fat ass “lifter” in Orland Park…

this fat ass nigga’s really doing the hussein bulk…

i heard the inventor of the “hussein bulk” smells like shit…

by ..suburb..shoota.. December 06, 2021

Bulk Headys

The name given to a female you gives a lot of head

hows it going bulk headys

by eattsie December 18, 2008

fecal bulk

The majority of the components of fecal matter

By looking through the fecal bulk, they reasoned what he had eaten for dinner.

by brapmaster69 January 24, 2022

Bulk pilled

To take the bulk pill, or to be bulk pilled, means to go all in while bulking. Your focus is entirely on eating as much as possible to gain as much muscle mass as possible. Someone who is bulk pilled will disregard aesthetics and even health in favour of sheer bulk. Many power lifters are bulk pilled.

Derived from red pill/ blue pill

Guy 1: Fuck cardio and macros, I'm just tryna get big!

Guy 2: Based and bulk pilled.

by Asmartfella June 24, 2024