van bramer

an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.

Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.

by St. Joe November 11, 2003

bruzer

your home boy but like a legit one where you live really close in the same area but one thinks the other is a retard

you what up bruzer, you gay fag

by deeejjay May 25, 2011

Brucer

Male homosexual, named for a flaming homosexual named Bruce.

He's a definite Brucer. You can tell because he's always saying "Bruce, get the lube."

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

van bramer

a woman with a very large bush. See also chiapet, hairpie.

did you see the van bramer on that cougar?

by St. Joe November 4, 2003

blumer

a person who develops late, whether it be sexually, mentally or physically. Usually tends to be a bluff muff who wears black and has junk in the trunk.

person 1: you are such a blumer
person 2: almost as late as leslie

by tatal November 8, 2008

Baumert

The act of placing a pinky finger up someone's butt hole and they proceed to fart on their finger. This could be a form of surprise or planned attempt. Another form of a Baumert is shoving two fingers up someone's butt hole and due to the pressure of said action, they poop on your fingers. However if the poop is normal poop, this is not a Baumert (unless they fart; that's an elephant Baumert) The poop has to be wet and juicy. A tapping Baumert is a continuation of putting your finger up someone's butt hole and they poop within the time frame that the finger(s) are not in the butt hole. This is usually chaotic. Reminder, this is not considered rape if they fart or poop. This is common for women to do to men.

Girl: "Hey, do you want to Baumert?"
Boy: "No..."
Girl: "To bad"
*Girl begins to perform a tapping Baumert until the man farts AND poops grossly on her fingers*
Girl: "My fingers smell like shit"
Boy: "I pooped on your fingers."

by mynamesnotrick July 11, 2012

The Brueroish

A hybrid college sports team name, encompasing the Bruins, the Toreros and the Irish. Fans who root for The Brueroish root for the UCLA Bruins, the San Diego Toreros and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

Pete: Hey Bob, who's big in your bracket this year?
Bob: Well, I have The Brueroish going pretty deep into March.

by J.A.Q. March 19, 2008