Brexit geezer

A "brexit geezer" is a British man who enjoys drinking alcohol, watching football and being at the pub. Brexit geezers are usually 35-60 years old.
HOW THEY GOT THEIR NAME
The word "brexit" comes from the time where Great Britain was no longer part of Europe. They are named "brexit geezers" because they wanted Great Britain to be a separate country.
The word "geezer" is a slang word for "man."
THE BREXIT GEEZER NAMES
Brexit geezers usually have typical, middle-aged, British man like: Bill, Dave, Terry, Steve etc.

A BREXIT GEEZER'S FAMILY
Most of the time, they have a wife that's usually a "facebook mum" and his kids may be "chavs" or "roadmen."
A BREXIT GEEZER'S PERSONALITY
We are going to split the average "brexit geezer" personality into two halves, pros and cons.
PROS
• Good old chap
• Always has time for a pint
• Passionate (about their favourite football team).
• Proud (of their country).
CONS
• Racist
• Homophobic
• Sleezy
• Scruffy
• Slob
• Lazy
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIND OUT MORE INFO ABOUT "BREXIT GEEZERS"
1. Listen to the wonderful song "day in the life of a true brexit geezer"
2. Visit a local pub and try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with one
3. Google up "brexit geezer" and have a good look at their appearance
4. Google some questions about "brexit geezers" and find out more facts
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

"I'm married to a Brexit Geezer, he's lovely!"

by rosepetalsx September 22, 2023

Brexit Denier

A person who refused to admit that the Brexit is forcing the price of item to go up, and also that people will have less money to spend.

Remainer: Fucking price of Petrol nowadays since this country opted for Brexit.!!!

Brexiteer: That has nothing to do with the Brexit.

Remainer: You are a Brexit Denier.

by njviln February 13, 2017

brexit bonehead

A pro brexit afficionado who ignores all informed reason in blinkered pursuit of a perceived ideaological "utopia" which it is expected brexit will achieve for them.

The reasons for doubting any improvement on living standards and the economy with the pursuit of brexit have expectedly produced a frenzied hostile reaction from yhe usual collection of brexit boneheads

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Brexit Math

Also known as “Boris Math.” When hardcore math educators, most of whom are white supremacists or racists, object to using wallet-friendly, better-quality foreign math textbooks under the guise of protecting local authors and publishers, or are opposed to recruiting foreign math teachers and lecturers to teach in local schools and universities, because their presence unprovenly threatens the livelihoods of locals, who would find it hard to compete with cheaper foreign talents.

PM Johnson and his diehard supporters would fight hard to maintain Brexit math for nationalistic reasons, because any compromise to let in alien mathematical talent would be perceived as going against their Brexiteer principles—math and math education must be local, and not adulterated by foreign elements.

by MathPlus October 2, 2021

Brexit Van

A white van with St. George Cross paraphernalia. Normally driven by a tradesman who hates all immigrants as he perceives that they are all stealing his job.

That Brexit Van just tried to run me off the road

by justiceforall2 June 17, 2018

brexit me hole

The term "Brexit" and the term "me hole" joined. Brexit is the disaster that the UK voted for in 2016. The Irish expression "me hole" is derived from 'my hole', means that something is not credible. {word} me hole means 'I don't believe in {word}.

Pat: "What do you think of Brexit?"
Michael "Brexit me hole - the British have gone crazy."

by tanks another minion September 4, 2019

Brexit #3

It is the last part in the trilogy of Brexit

1:"Here comes Brexit #3."
2:"Has that not finished yet."

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019