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Bourbon wall

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This is the line of skin which attaches ones ball bag to ones ass-hole
Man 1: Man, my bourbon wall is really burning due to my inappropriate pants

Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit
by superhelper September 9, 2014
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Bourbon on the Brown

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like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine
barkeep ill take another Bourbon on the Brown for these trashy ladies here.
by bantscants August 14, 2017
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Bourbon Hound

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A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.
Better hurry and grab that bottle while you can, before a bourbon hound grabs it.
by Whisky Geek November 22, 2017
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bourboncaine

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n. Any alcohol-based beverage used, in the abscence of real medicine, to reduce physical and emotional pains.

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Wow, you should not have tried to skate your board under that moving truck. Take some of this bourboncaine now and a couple of ounces every half hour until you pass out.
by gnostic3 January 14, 2018
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A tweaker almost shoots your dick off.
James pulled a bourbon Chaser and we almost all lost our dicks
by N@pster June 3, 2018
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The act of starting to drink bourbon.
It was such a shity day I started bourbonizing as soon as I got home.
by Ol' Hotrod August 27, 2018
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Bourbon Legend

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A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)

*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
by figarojames January 19, 2019
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