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Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005
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BorisHacker

One who hacks and slacks and sometimes fails.
Failcaitlin and Maducha are BorisHackering.
Though more than BorisHackering, Failcaitlin just fails.
by nantinkspink September 29, 2008
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borbish

Cool, outgoing, very fun to be around
a feeling
Chris is very Borbish
by Kaitlin Carter December 26, 2007
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borgizza

a large orgy involving mass quantities of beer and pizza.
"who's down for a borgizza?! i'll bring the beer!"
by cinnamon fancysauce November 3, 2009
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bongism

The stoner religion in which fellow stoner priests known as Ents are getting stoned and preaching the awesomeness to the Bongists.
Stoner#1: Dude

Stoner#2: Dude

Stoner#1: So I guess we believe in Bongism man

Stoner#2: Whoa a butterfly

Stoner#1: Whoa
by ThatSurferDude October 8, 2013
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Bargish

(Bar-g-ish) Dumb, lame; retard or idiot.
Jeff, is a bargish old man.
by Kelvin_k.bruh December 2, 2016
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Boris Borisivich Borislav

The Slav King
(Call him Boris)
He is the Slav superstar of Youtube. First joining in 2012 with the name Nocturno Plays, he then named it LifeofBoris. He has a cousin called Anatoli, a cat called Artyom (named after Metro protagonist) and a neighbor Vadim, who steals Boris' sausage and drills holes in the wall for wall carpets. His videos specialize in gaming, cooking, and occasionally (well before COVID-19) country reviews, where he visits other Eastern European countries and does a tour of a city. He has presumably 2 defunct channels, Gopnik Gaming and Slavtek. He currently lives in Saint Petersburg as stated in a video released in early March.
"Boris Borisivich Borislav, it's time for dinner!" says babushka.
by Neighbor Vadim March 15, 2021
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