Blue Balls 

The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your Gootch with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.

dude im sore
from what?
A bad case of Blue Balls

Blue Balls by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011

BLUE BALLS 

IF YOUR BIRD TURNS YOU ON SO MUCH THEN DOESNT MAKE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YER LOAD AFTER A WHILE YOUR BALLS COME UP UNDERNEATH YOUR PUBIC BONE TO YOUR NAVAL AND ITS PAIN BEYOND ALL COMPARE IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT - PUSHING THEM BACK DOWN INTO YOUR SACK AINT EASY ALTHO ITS PREFERABLE -

AW MAN I GOT THEM CURSED WRETCHED BLUE BALLS COZ MY OLD LADY WENT WITH "FLUFF MUFFLER" YESTERDAY EVENING ! -

BLUE BALLS by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

blue balls 

A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color

I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had

blue balls by porky sanchez September 6, 2010

Blue Balls 

Blue balls mean being sexual arouse or nothing being sexual active or not being able to cum. Sexual arouse by physical appearances by your parthner.

My girls walks around the house n cooks and cleans just in her underwear. She gives me blue balls

Blue Balls by Professor25 September 17, 2018

Blue Balls 

Something you get when you drink tea

I have the meanest Blue Balls ..
You drink too much tea bro!

Blue Balls by Dohminaden October 8, 2018

Blue Balls 

Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.

"Dorian, are you going to the Blue Ball?"

"Disney loves putting Blue Balls in their princess movies"

Blue Balls by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020

Blue balls 

When your testicles feel like they are blue and in your stomach the way to cure is enjaculation

I had the worst blue balls but my hot auntie cured it with her tits

Blue balls by 68boiiiiii October 7, 2020