blathenstip

The most beautiful, sexy, intelligent, (interesting) smoking hot Dutch woman anyone ever laid eyes on.

-"Dude did you meet Marieke?"
-"Yeah man I sure did, she's so blathenstip!

by zarlydoug October 24, 2020

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free

{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.

by Bonk October 27, 2020

blocher

A man with a great last name with a massive shlong

Dam that blocher was good in bed

by Shlongmanbbc November 26, 2020

blohberry

the best tik toker to ever exist

“hey man you heard of blohberry?”
“yeah man he’s awesome!”

by hdsbdhshshdsh July 9, 2022

Bloh

To bullshit one’s way through sth

He blohed through he english essay.
I'm blohing this test.

by Typomaine March 19, 2023

dirty blocher

A girl on girl blumpkin

Where is Kathy?
She is in the bathroom giving Kim a dirty blocher.

by seedysteve1 January 19, 2014

Think Blots

When someone attempts to just dump their vapid, misshapen thoughts in front of you and hope that they masquerade as contribution. They're similar to ink blots, but they're far messier and typically terrible to clean up, if the idea darkening the page is actually given any actionable weight. They are usually found in board meetings or coming from the lips of upper management, uttered towards lower-paid specialists who actually know what they are doing.

Yeah, I had the entire campaign setup for our social media and then our COO came by and left his think blots all over our plan,... totally muddied the waters for the objective of the campaign, and now the Marketing Director wants to redo it all. Ugh.

To be fair, Google this for first attribution: 'youtube think blots' and look for Random Words of the Day post in search results.

by rwod March 13, 2018