blonde

A very stupid blonde girl.

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: Haw can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blood.

by Maniac_88 April 18, 2006

blondes

Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.

Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

blonde

a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.

oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith

by sarah December 14, 2004

blonde

1. A fair, yellowish hair color.

2. An insult to any color haired people; another word for dumb or stupid.

Blonde1: Oh! My! Gosh! I think my goldfish just drowned!

Blonde2: That's a tragedy! Hey, do you know you what 'tragedy' means?

Blonde1: Beats me!

Brunette: You two are so BLONDE!

by kate blanchlet October 21, 2006

Blondes

Blondes are beautiful and often very smart; it is no coincidence or arbitrary fact that surveys show more bachelors imagining their future wives as blondes than not. Blondes also do, for the record, have more fun. And they make the best girlfriends.

Blondes Hall of Fame 2011

1. Naomi Watts
2. Kristen Bell
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Yvonne Strahovski
5. Leila Josefowicz
6. Kaley Cuoco
7. Reese Witherspoon
8. Gretchen Carlson
9. Lauren Conrad
10. Jamie Colby
11. Shannon Bream

by Who Dunnat, Troy, MI April 3, 2011

blonde

a stareo type usually refering to being anoying and a ditz . which people call blondes ( like me) ditz becaouse therer jelous that they have to die there hair that color rather than getting it natually

its not my fault my hair is blodne , so dont think im a ditz

by Rose July 1, 2003

Blonde

Being blonde can be characterised as being very very stupid. This is funny to see, and to laugh at. Steph is the very definition of blonde, but we love her still

she gets things very very blonde

by Library3 February 11, 2009