cock block call

A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future

Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call

cock block call by Bode H January 28, 2008

Cyber Cock Block 

Cyber Cock Block (or C.C.B) n. An unwelcomed person who intentionally invites themself to join a private or intimate conversation between two individuals via the Internet.

Dude, I was talking to that hott chick on FaceBook last night but Alexia kept "liking" my posts. Damn that girl is such a cyber cock block!

Cyber Cock Block by Keepdancing July 12, 2010

Cock-Block-Sucker 

One who physically blocks cock by sucking it.

I would get with him, but that girl is being a cock-block-sucker.

Cock-Block-Sucker by gynxed May 5, 2011

cock block blocker 

from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex

Hey man be my cock block blocker tonite and go take care of her cock blocker friend over there!!!

cock block blocker by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004

Auto cock-block

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Auto cock-block by Oscar12345 October 10, 2008

casper cock block 

The action of cock blocking someone who has no chance at getting the girl anyways.

Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.

casper cock block by SunnyPaFuckingtel September 28, 2008

Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.

Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.

Cock-Block Alarm Clock by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011