Mom: Honey stop using your credit crads so much. Bills are piling to our heards!
Dad: Its not just me. Someones been taking my visa and spend $57,000 on a daimond ring.
Mom: "Faints"
Dad: Oh holy lord plase help us!
Dad: Its not just me. Someones been taking my visa and spend $57,000 on a daimond ring.
Mom: "Faints"
Dad: Oh holy lord plase help us!
by *Lyn March 26, 2006
a common name, also an adjective, used on persons who excessively use the word mass in everyday speech (not to define a bad situation, but just to use it. see mass fat), covers his/her mouth all the time, has a bad haircut, watches naruto and defends all his/her pointless opinions forever.
by BAM! and the dirt is gone! October 14, 2007
A danceing team who can't dance. What? Oh, I mean they are a football team who never won "The Big Dance" a.k.a Super Bowl.
by AJ May 03, 2004
Bill, a crotchety old fuck that usually yells at kids and strangers to get off his lawn. All his neighbors hate him and stand at their property lines and talk shit and look over their shoulders. He eats monkey poop all day long and takes pride in his lawn.
Neighbor: hey get all of that snow off my lawn.
Bill : fuck you don’t ever come on my lawn you old fuck punk chester.
Bill : fuck you don’t ever come on my lawn you old fuck punk chester.
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 01, 2020
by fatmansteve1029384756 August 11, 2019