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bi-winning 

To win in multiple areas of your life at the same time. This was made famous as demonstrated by the master of this Charley Sheen.
I am not bipolar! I am bi-winning. I am winning over here and winning over there at the same time.
bi-winning by SwapMeetDude March 18, 2011

bi-winning 

Winning everywhere. This is said when someone tells you are bi-polar.
I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
bi-winning by E-Men March 31, 2011

Bi-Winning 

It is the inability to connect self-destructive behavior to self-destruction combined with an alternate reality where irresponsibility and lack of self-control are core values.

The word was coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC on February 28, 2011.
The judge took my kids, my house, and my freedom because he was jealous of my bi-winning, not because of the coke/hooker party.
Bi-Winning by mbb98a March 19, 2011

Bi-Winning 

Charlie Sheen's response to being called Bipolar.

Bi-Winning may be characterized by the use of the drug "Charlie Sheen," which can make your face melt off.

Bi-Winning can also be:

1. Starring in a not-so-funny television show, where the character is a diluted version of oneself (alcoholism, hedonism, and egotism included).

2. Engaging in debauchery and vandalism in a hotel room, with less than reputable characters, a few rooms from where one's kids are sleeping.

3. Denying anything is wrong with oneself even when the general public is disgusted with one's behavior, probably because of ego-induced desire for the limelight.
Nicolas Cage:
I just starred in this new movie. I played Justin Bieber's backup singer while combating evil flying toilet seats from outer space. Also, my character is trying but failing to overcome his addiction to awful sitcoms and cheese puffs.

Charlie Sheen:
That's some serious Bi-Winning!

bi-winning 

Charlie Sheen's diagnosis for awesomeness.
Reporter:"Some are saying that you're bipolar."

Charlie:"Wow. What does that mean? Wow. And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?"

Bi-Winning 

1. V. - the action of winning both here and there.
2. N. - Bi-winner - One who is both winning of overhere and over there.
Are you bi-polar?

I'm Bi-Winning.
Bi-Winning by Jebusaveme33 March 27, 2011