Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 09, 2009

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St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.

Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.

by 69$$ March 20, 2017

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Bernard Jarowski

Bernard Jarowski is a person which always is late,but he is a good friend he might always help you

Why your friend is late ?
Bro is Bernard Jarowski he is always late

by Bigpappy2115 November 23, 2021

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Bernard Jr

Bernard jr is a little crazy for some time but he is a good friend and u will always need him if u have him keep him and if tell u is pretty he is forreal

He is so caring!! Bernard jr

by Nardddy November 18, 2019

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Big Bernard

An up and coming star lyricist. A rapper thst hasn't made it big yet, but is destined for fame and fortune. A top five, but not five rapper. Your baby's momma favorite rapper.

Michael - "Dang, who's that you listening to"?
Gabriel - "Oh, that's the Big Bernard"!
Azrael - "Yea, It's the Big Bernard "!!
Michael- "Dang"

by Jesus & Friends February 06, 2021

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