Benito

Nyphomaniac or Nympho

Guy 1: Damn, did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Nah.
Guy 1: To bad, she looked like she'd be a total Benito.

by super.bell December 9, 2012

Banittles

Bananas and skittles. It's just fucking crazy!

Yo, that shit was banittles!

by IZS. CSD. August 23, 2010

Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.

Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.

by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008

Jon Benet

noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.

adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized

noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"

adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."

by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005

united colors of benetton

Highly regarded clothing company noted for embracing different ethnicisms. Founded by Luciano Benetton In their ads can be found collections of individuals from diverse racial backgrounds, united and (usually) advertising clothing.

Check out my sweet wool sweater from Benetton!

by she who says meow March 20, 2005

beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.

"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"

by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018

Benita Brown

The art of extracting an anal bead with your tounge.

Have you ever done a Benita Brown?
Yes, my girlfriend rather enjoyed having that annoying bead taken from her rectum.

by Mankycaaant May 26, 2011