Dangle Beef Curtains

Floppy, loose, and extra long labia. Often associated with women of the sluttier kind. Said to have a distinct smell of rotting beef.

"Damn, your Arby's sandwich looks like Paris Hilton's dangle beef curtains. Throw that shit away!"

by BB999 May 8, 2012

roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

by Jimmy July 10, 2003

beef curtain

A foolish, over-sensetive person.

Don't be such a beef curtain!

by afokenr March 25, 2003

Gaping Beef Curtains

A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.

That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping in the breeze

by lickolotopus March 25, 2009

rooster beef curtain

The loose skin of a mans ball sac. Often looks like the thing on a roosters beak.

Dude! Check out Mitches rooster beef curtain! That is the loosest thing I have ever seen.

by Coryy September 25, 2007

roast beef curtains

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

by Scott Martin June 29, 2006

roast beef curtains

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco

She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

by kathryn million August 6, 2006