meat beanie

The foreskin of one's uncircumcised penis.

Mother; I don't want our son to be circumcised.
Father; Fine, I guess he's going to have a meat beanie.

by Jhalika January 07, 2014

beanie bubble

Is a term used to describe the noise air makes while exiting your buttocks.

Darline walked passed Wayne and let out a loud smelly beanie bubble.

by Olive24230 July 03, 2023

Beanie boos

They were created by the same person who made beanie babies, beanie boos are stuffed animals with big eyes.

Beanie boos.

by That stupid neighbor January 23, 2021

stinky beanie

The re-usage of a condom that was previously used for anal sex.

"Yo bro do you have a condom I can borrow?" "yeah man, there's a stinky beanie in my drawer.

I had to use a stinky beanie on my girl last night.

I had sex with a stinky beanie on yesterday.

"Bro me an my girl did anal last night! Now we can do the stinky beanie in the morning!"

by Soopatroopa November 10, 2015

Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.

MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

beanie puller

you call someone this when someone pull on yo fuckin beanie -_-

Yooooooooooooooooooooooo dat bitch jensen a beanie puller braH

by the beanie puller January 25, 2022

Beanie Weenie

A condom filled with beans

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie

by BunnyBoiBitch September 16, 2019