Shrek 5

The elusive 5th installment of the Shrek franchise. Legend has it that it lurks just beyond reach. Biding it’s time until it is ready to be thrust upon the world. When it arrives, some say, the world will shake, onions will ripen, and the heavens above will open up, as the ogrelord descends to great us, his beloved children. Every last man woman and child will kneel before him, as he plays the movie on the largest tv he can find. The world will watch Shrek 5 together, in one true moment of unity. And then after the movie is over, the ogrelord will leave us. His parting words the last evidence of his arrival. His parting words,

Shrek is love...
Shrek is life

Guy one: bro there’s no good movies in 2019.
Guy two: yeah bro.
*ground shakes violently as the air gains an oniony smell”
*Lightning bursts and thunder claps as the skys are ripped apart by the ogrelord*
*the ogrelord plays Shrek 5 on the biggest TV he can find*
Guy one: bro
Guy two: bro

by ThePrimalEarth June 14, 2019

Palm 5

Palm 5 is the definition of GOATs

Palm 5? You mean the group where all members are GOATs?

by johnny_silverhand January 12, 2021

November 5

National tell your crush you like them day

Definition: On November 5th you tell your crush that you like them and if you don't have a crush too bad

by Clowngirl November 05, 2019

NATO 5

Slang term for the 5.56x45mm NATO rifle cartridge. Do not use the term NATO 5 with fanatics, it's just not smart.

Doesn't the H&K G36 shoot NATO 7s?
No dude, NATO 5s.

by Nikolas Glock November 04, 2009

February 5

The best people were born on this day.

It’s February 5
Ohh if this day hadn’t come the world would be terrible

by nini$ October 21, 2019

5 february

the most beautiful girl was born on this day!!!!

if someone u know born on this date. marry her cs she will definitely the amazing person you will have!

example: imma date someone cool! so who’s born in 5 february ?

by hihihihoho October 15, 2019

feb 5

BEST DAY EVER!! All the people born on this day are born to succeed and shine!
These people might have down times but will live their best lives with most of their moments happy. THIS IS A FUDGING LEGENDARY DAY!!!!!!!!!

Today is Feb 5 aka February 5 which is the day of LEGENDARY people.

by PA97 November 18, 2019