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bawling

adj.

1. Crying uncontrollably (rare)
2. Spending extravagant amounts of my "cheese" on shiny objects and over weight females.
3. Having a large amount of money on your person at any given time.
4. Just plain awesome.
5. Consisting of or resembling hair: moss of a hairy texture.
6. Shaving your gouche on a Thursday while high on cocaine during 1980.
e.g.

1. Why is my bitch bawling like a cat that just had its paw cut off.
2. That rapper is bawling! He just paid $200 to get his whore's nails did.
3. I have $40 bucks on me. BAWLING!
4. Barney Stinson. It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY.
5. That chick's face looks bawling.
6. I was bawling with Dirt Nasty until the stock market plummeted. Year 1980 (MCMLXXX) was a leap year starting on Tuesday.
by M.T.G. October 10, 2008
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Balling

He be balling
by Girlslikeme June 27, 2021
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Chili Balling

When you put one of your testicles into someone's ass
chili balling bastard chili baller chill balls chili balls
by The NiZzO September 11, 2009
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Felch Balling

Dude I shot a load in that girls ass and then this other girl sucked it out and spit it in her mouth. It was a total Felch Balling.
by Cujo1809 March 15, 2011
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Remote Balling

the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. This individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.
Person A: "I heard Andy is remote balling from the desert. I hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!"
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."
by filthyg. August 22, 2014
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Snore-balling

When you hang your balls into the mouth of a snoring friend and get-off on the rythmic vibration.
Dude I couldn't sleep because you where at it resperating like a chainsaw, so I started snore-balling your muppet mouth.
by jamie_circul8 March 14, 2015
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value-balling

When an individual seeks to find value in every purchase he or she makes, he or she is value-balling
Le Snaks were on sale - $2 for a 6 pack, so I bought eight of them. Value-BALLING!
by QBGuy May 27, 2015
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