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shitty barista

A word used to rip on any person who has annoyed you, pissed you off, ect. Technically a barista (from the Italian for "bartender") is a person who is coffee-house employee, but in the vulgar world we live in these days anybody can be called a "shitty barista" for no apparent reason in most cases. This word is from the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Austin asked out the girl that Jared liked
Jared said "Austin, you knew I liked her! Why do you always have to be a shitty barista?
by buttfuckdyourgf May 17, 2010
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Bathroom Barista

One who urinates in a private or public bathroom and does not flush the toilet, thereby leaving a frothy cup of piss in the urinal or toilet, resembling a yellow cappuccino.
The Bathroom Barista just made a fresh pot! Be sure you flush before you go.
by myksryd2 September 9, 2010
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backseat barista

Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.
Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"

Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."
by SBtripp13 July 27, 2011
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Baristaville

An area in northern New Jersey comprised of the three towns of Montclair, Glen Ridge and Bloomfield. First popularized in a blog called Baristanet. Baristanet was founded in May 2004 and has become a leader in hyperlocal blogging and online citizen journalism.
"Okay, let's settle this debate once and for all. Who has the best pizza in Baristaville?"
by Doyle Redland October 3, 2006
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Bautista Effect

someone who thinks his or her opinions matter
Harrise: Im super smart so listen to me!
Everyone: God, this is a terrible case of the Bautista Effect; someone who thinks his or her opinions matter.
by Swaggdaddy_yolo January 12, 2014
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Gilgit-Baltistan

Gilgit-Baltistan is the fifth (self-governing) territory of Pakistan and it covers about an area of 72971 sq. km and its estimated population is 11, 00, 000. Gilgit is the capital of Gilgit-Baltistan. There are seven districts inclusive in Gilgit-Baltistan region, are Gilgit (as district), Skardu, Ghizer, Ghanche, Astore, Hunza-Nagar and Diamer.Gilgit-Baltistan is the Northern Part of Pakistan and geographically its boundaries touch China, India and Russia and the Wahkhan Belt of Afghanistan.

The most beautiful places to visit in Gilgit-Baltistan are Naltar Valley, Shandur Plain, Fairy Meadows, Bagrote Meadows, Haramosh Pastures, Astore Valley, Deosai Meadows (Skardu), Rama Lake, Phunder Valley, Yasin Valley and the historical Kargah Valley, Deosai steppes (Astore), Shigar Valley, Satpara Lake, Shangrilla, Kachura.

The KKH is the main snaking highway which links China to Islamabad (the Capital of Pakistan).

The Gilgit-Baltistan region includes about 126 world's highest peaks, numbered glaciers and countless lakes. The most famous peaks are K-2, Rakaposhi Range, Bilchaar, Diran, Dubani, Gashabrum Range and Nangaparbat. Insofar as a snow-capped peak is an appendage of a giant glacier. The famous Glaciers of Gilgit-Baltistan are Baltoro, Biafo and Batura glacial regions.

Concisely, the area is filled with diverse natural beauty that attracts innumerable tourists each year.
Gilgit-Baltistan is known as the roof of the world as the vertical limits of the globe culminate at the pinnacles this region.
by Kazmi May 16, 2010
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BATTISTA-ING

When some one talks shit to you and they want to fight you and then you knock his or her teeth out with 1-2 punches. also see tyson
Tyson, you have been charged with Battista-ING. you are sentenced to 1 year probation....
by PB March 31, 2004
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