Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.
Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?
Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017
*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*
by ~DK~ May 9, 2006
by badTuna October 20, 2020
To "give bat" is to firmly resist someone's romantic advances. It use is occasionally also extended to more general cases of being turned down.
It is a South African slang term, that probably first appeared in 1990s. It most likely has its origins in cricket - the metaphor being one of a bowler attempting to bowl a batsman out by bowling at the stumps, only to have to have the batsman play a non-scoring, blocking shot by placing his bat solidly in the balls trajectory.
It is a South African slang term, that probably first appeared in 1990s. It most likely has its origins in cricket - the metaphor being one of a bowler attempting to bowl a batsman out by bowling at the stumps, only to have to have the batsman play a non-scoring, blocking shot by placing his bat solidly in the balls trajectory.
I tried to kiss her at the party, but she gave me bat.
He got bat from all the girls last night.
He'll get bat if he asks her out.
He got bat from all the girls last night.
He'll get bat if he asks her out.
by Quarkman January 16, 2010
Women, ussually unattractive and or STD infected. But still think that they have true beauty and that they are a gift to man.
Swamp bat's are Women that are found in small commuity and Jounoir colleges and tech schools that take the place for the typical 'Hot College Girls'.
by kuzy December 4, 2008
"So help me God, if you don't shut the fuck up you're going to meet the business end of my piss bat."
by humina February 7, 2007
Utilized by every actor to play DC's Batman, the Bat-turn is to turn one's field of vision without the use of one's neck, only relying on the shoulders. Often as a cause of one's mask not having an flexible neck section...
by Spencer Lucke June 25, 2008