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Baren

The proper adjective used to describe the being or action of coolness. A nigga that will karate chop the shit off your face if you even dare to make a jewish joke.
If you say that shit one more time i will go Baren all over your face... nigga!
by Jew Jitsu January 15, 2012
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Balenciaga Bangable

A girl who is fuckable because they flex with their clothing.
Ari: I fucked Chloe last night.
Eric: Mate she’s ugly!
Ari: Yeah I know, but she’s a Balenciaga Bangable.
Eric: Oh yeah! I saw her the other day wearing a Supreme bogo.
by Rice man Chan June 14, 2018
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baden

a small town outside of pittsburgh where old people live and kids think they are gangster. to have fun there is only baden bowl. Kids hang out at the gazebo and smoke pot in the dug outs.
"lets go to baden to get high"
by TayTayTay December 16, 2007
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barenaked ladies

pretty much the greatest band in the world. they're not well-known in the USA but you havent heard music until you've herad BnL. (yes it is BnL, not BNL)
of course, for as unknown as they are in the USA they are extremely popular in Canada (where they were formed)
seriously, they could win a juneau just for farting in a microphone.
consists of:
Ed Robertson: Lead Guitar, Vocals
Steven Page: Vocals, Guitar
Jim Creeggan: bass
Tyler Stewart: Drums
Kevin Hearn: keyboard, guitar, accordion, whatever else they need. typically keyboard though
oh my god! Barenaked ladies is coming to our town this year! if i dont get tickets i'm going to die!!!!!!! theyre even better live. and i dont even understand how thats possible
by i love the ladiessss August 13, 2006
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balenci

A catch all word to describe anything positive. Popularized in the song POP by Lil Uzi Vert.
I’m tryna have a balenci party!
Ayyy, balenciii!
My girl gives that balenci top omg
by Xobreezelife March 15, 2020
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Balenciaga

Definitively ugly
Guy 1: "Yo, my girl's sister likes you."
Guy 2: "Hard pass. She's Balenciaga af, my guy."
by Uncle Zamn September 25, 2018
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balend

The word was defined during a bit of a slaggin match between a Scottish warlord and some 16yo fool.

1. Antarctica is the only continent without Balend.

2. There are six towns named Balend in the United States.

3. Balend cannot swim.

4. The opposite sides of Balend always add up to seven.

5. Snow White's coffin was made of Balend.

6. Scientists have discovered that Balend can smell the presence of autism in children.

7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Balend would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields!

8. Balend once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Balend!

10. It can take Balend several days to move just through one tree.
<ranchet> OMFG y0ur such a BALEND!
by tG^Mounty May 4, 2006
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