Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener

Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!

by Jakisumo October 18, 2021

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Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea

I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight

by anonymous August 31, 2021

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You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.

Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!

by Dog of Mystery April 8, 2023

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Bangkok Triangle

When 2 buddies and 2 girls from Thailand engage in a sexual act where one girl jerks off one buddy while playing with the second buddy's balls. The second girl jerks off the second buddy while playing with the first buddy's balls. Also know as a Two-Handed-Nancy.

Dude last night my buddy and I had these two girls up in our hotel suite, things got crazy and we ended up getting a Bangkok Triangle.

by Same Same But Different December 25, 2016

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Bangkok Tumbleweed

When performing sexual intercourse with a transgender partner, the Bangkok Tumbleweed is executed by aggressively ripping the partners pubic hair out, rolling it into a ball and stuffing it deep inside their throat.

Somsak: "I was fucking him/her/it last night real good but I had to spice things up."
Prasoet: "So what'd you do?"
Somsak: "I gave him/her/it a wild Bangkok Tumbleweed"

by smurphas May 21, 2023

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