An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.
Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"
Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014
A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.
by JoKker.F7 July 05, 2019
Another word for Nukem Nukem's are dirty whores who meet up with each other and talk about how thankful they are for ugly people taking the jobs they don't want to do
OMG: Did you just use a Baloney sandwich in public??
Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.
Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.
by cuptothehandz November 18, 2016
Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.
You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
by ThisisntUKstfu February 01, 2021
by Baloney joe May 09, 2024
Usually a quiet burp blown accurately to someones nose with the intention of making sure the recipient smells it .
by OOGIES world January 08, 2022
Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.
by REL207 August 15, 2022