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Staldy baldy

Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it
Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.
by Soggy stu February 13, 2023
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Baldi scratcher hangout v3

The one gc you (don’t) wanna _join_
by Baldimoer December 30, 2023
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Baldi’s Basics

Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.
Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash
by omgwhatiswhy December 27, 2022
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Baldi (Baldi's Basics)

Baldi is a antagonist that tries to chase the player in Baldi's Basics (BBIEAL). He can hear doors and noises that the player does.
A person: Baldi's Basics is too hard! I can't get away from Baldi (Baldi's Basics)!
by RandomGuy4291142 January 1, 2023
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baldy downlow

Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.
Oh he takes it in the butt? What a baldy downlow.
by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019
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Hannah Baldie

hot mess
overweight bae
kidshelpline member
pornstar
Hannah Baldie is a fat shit and deserves to work at makkaz
by charlisucks October 27, 2019
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Baldy

A sexy bald man that is a chad that rides bikes every day, he forces his 3 awful offspring to go on bike rides every day and his wife Kimberly hates him for it. He hates video games because of his second offspring logan recchia because he doesnt like going outside and going on bike because he plays fortnite all day and jacks off to fortnite. Baldy also goes to the beach and the public pool that is in his gated community. Baldy also own a highly successful restaurant names “seed to table vegan eatery located in venice Florida. In conclusion Baldy is a stud that forces his whole family to on bike rides around his gated community every day and he also is a pussy slayer that will steal your girl.
Bro you’re riding your bike, Baldy would be proud
by Papi James Kirk September 12, 2021
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