Staldy baldy

Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it

Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.

by Soggy stu February 13, 2023

Baldy

Landon ball’s dick shaved and very smooth

1.Dude last night baldy tasted so good
2.Dan did you go down on baldy and kiss the shit out of him

by Fucktard08763 February 8, 2025

Baldy stegle

A tall skinny baldy man that looks like a lamppost , he has a nech like an ostrich and a head as soft as a bum cheeck and as pointed as a nipple

Did you see the baldy stegle today

by Choga July 17, 2018

Baldy Boys

A group of folically challenged men or women

Me: look at that guy over there
Friend: What is wrong with him?
Me: Baldy Boys!!!!!!

by Jonah the chef May 10, 2018

baldy scout

A term to define a Scouts BSA member who has gone above and beyond. Much like Mt.Baldy they have reached a peak and are a top 1% scout. Baldy Scouts are peak scouts within the organization.

That guy is an Eagle Scout, he’s a Philmont Ranger, and he has staffed NAYLE. He is definitely a Baldy Scout.

by ScoutmasterK September 15, 2023

Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.

"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"

by Beebo34 February 27, 2023

cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021