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Badger Job

To get a young girl hooked on hard drugs, and then use her the blackmail senior politicians into handing over govt. secrets.
The Professionals, Season 1 episode 2 of 23 "The Female Factor" Doyle: "Looks like a proper Badger Job..."
by Musical Man October 6, 2011
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minty badger

that minty badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles
by deep fryd June 1, 2013
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Russian Badger

You already know who it is. The harbinger of death. The memester of siege. The one true savior. HE IS a jager main.
"Did your aunt get out of the hospital?" "Yeah but in the wrong way, she got the worst kind of cancer." "Really which one?" "She has the Russian Badger." "Dear God, I'm so sorry."
by SOMEBODYRINGTHEDINKSTER? May 31, 2018
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Badger Face

A Facebook event in which over 1000 people changed their profile pictures to a vicious Honey Badger for one week in April 2012. The page received mainly abuse, this was because over 50,000 people were invited and found it hard to leave the event, resulting in endless notifications.
Man 1 - 'Hey man, have you joined Badger Face?'
Man 2 - 'Hell no, once I was invited I couldn't leave and I kept getting notifications!'
by JoeM820 October 1, 2012
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Anal badgers

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS
by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014
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Cuddle badger

A cuddle badger is a person holding a blackbelt in the Art of Cuddling. He/she is VERY persistent & will hold you accountable in the area of cuddle quotas. While the cuddle badger's cousin, the honey badger, doesn't "give a shit", this cute badger DOES. The cuddle badger's favourite prey would be unsuspecting "bad-boys" or distant women.
"I came home from work last night & the girlfriend got all cuddle badger on me!"

"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"
by Laurie Vuitton September 23, 2012
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rural badger

a joyful person who sometimes gets a little overexcited
John was being a bit of a rural badger as he skipped around the playground and jumped upon his friends' backs.
by Pigeonface1708 February 13, 2023
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