Halfass Backwards

Used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all.
Used to describe something that was completed halfass and completely backwards.

Also, a BLoG created by Ego. HalfassBackwards.com

The world is such a Halfass Backwards place that I choose to visit HalfassBackwards.com for a good laugh.

by HalfassBackwards.com April 21, 2009

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 2, 2005

Ass backwards

Beyond the phrase 'being backward'. It means lacking any insight, intelligence, correct action, respect to human rights, cultural sophistication, and most of all common sense.

Having a parked car on the lawn while drunk on a couch also on the lawn ass backwards.

Being racist is ass backwards.

In the computer game Civilization having your nation in the dark ages when every other group is building spacecraft is being completely ass backwards.

Putting something together wrong is ass backwards.

by egnarooorange December 9, 2008

Backwards Jew

A person of Jewish decent that that spends too much or is too generous with their money.

You always tip too much Zenkerman, you backwards Jew.

by bloodyscarlet May 10, 2010

backwards klondike

backwards klondike is a sexual position in which a dude stands leaning against an open freezer or refridgerator and a girl bends over in front of him with her legs behind his and her arms/ hands on the floor (for support). similar to doggy style but the guy stands

it was getting hot last july so me and ramon did the backwards klondike in the frozen pizza aisle after hours in weis

by Widdle Munchkin June 29, 2009

backward tricycle

when you perform anal sex on a girl with one leg and she has two hands on the ground in a tripod position yellping for stability

last night was wild.. me and stacy endend up doing a backward tricycle and she almost fell over

by Doodie Fresh February 8, 2007

Backwards Daffney

The act of going to the toilet in a reverse manner thus spreading your excrement towards the inner front of the porcelain bowl making it impossible to flush.

"I just backwards Daffney'd my mates toilet now he will have no choice but to scrub-a-dub-dub it off when he wakes up"

by beavis1982 August 3, 2007