Burt

Someone who thinks hes ten men But really is a thin little wet fart = Burt

Smith rang me up wanting help him because his co workers kept on pulling his duds over his head. so i told him stop being a little BURT before i slapped him silly again.

Ere seriously, why you such a mibsy nosey little burt?

get me a drink burt.

by Pem shredder November 26, 2019

burt goldman

A leading quantum leaper

Burt Goldman is a teacher of quantum leaping.

by holig September 8, 2014

Burt

Short for “Burtis”, the name of a damn clown

Burt come hit the bong
“Burt”-sized

by CurtTinney February 28, 2019

Dirty Burt

When Burt gets you sloppy drunk and tell you to suck his d!ćk a make sounds like a dog does while drinking water : Dirty Burt : shlop shop shop shop shlop

Baby make that Dirty Burt sound while you suck my d!čk
Shlop Shlop Shlop Shlop

by Skeebo1965 May 28, 2022

Burt

Burt will always blow your mind on how retarded he seems, though the humiliation fetish works in a way that Burt is not ever that stupid, just requires the attention that will cause arousal imminently.

Burt is a very nice man

by gamer 333 September 21, 2019

clem burt

A man that is obsessed with food, particularly burgers, but suffers from siezures related to loud noises.

He also wears at least 10 shirts at any given time.

Clem Burt: "I WANT A BURGER!"

Larry: "Don't scream too loud, Clem Burt has siezures."

by Pharoah's Curse January 13, 2024

Beefy Burt

A word used to define a Burt who is beefy
Always depressed and gets angry if people don't talk to him
Also looks very similar to big hero 6

Moral of the story: Don't be a Beefy Burt

- Bois invite Beefy Burt to a discord call -

Beefy Burt: what the fuck do you want...
everyone: Why are you so depressed?
Beefy Burt: You bully me, I'm not talking to you anymore!

by BigHero6 March 1, 2021