Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.
Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...
drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
by edjog December 16, 2005
by #GamerWin June 12, 2019
Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge
by BIG T 49 April 18, 2016
Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 08, 2021
by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018
One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.
Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.
by Cumsack198 May 04, 2022
by PDotsky May 12, 2016