A "bro" is an 18- to 24-year-old male who wears Birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays ultimate frisbee, and wears an upside-down visor, or a baseball cap with pre-frayed brim. You know, a "bro".
For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.
by Mirandanda May 07, 2007
Bro (noun): A term used by an intellectually or mentally challenged individual to refer to a male friend or acquaintance. The term "bro" is believed to have emerged as a colloquialism due to the "Reverse Flynn Effect", which posits that some populations may experience a gradual decline in cognitive abilities over time. It is crucial to approach individuals with intellectual or mental challenges with empathy, respect, and understanding.
Hey, bro! You got the time, bro? Why you looking at me like that, bro? Why you walking away, bro? I just wanted to know the time, bro!
by Johnny B Gude April 23, 2023
One of your boys; someone who commonly uses the word "chill" or "bro" in place of other adjectives, especially when referring to artists such as DMB, Jack Johnson, or Dispatch. Has a soft spot for Gamecubes, often finding the offer to play Super Smash Brothers with his bros irresistible.
Bros enjoy cheap domestic beer, most notably Natural Lite/Ice ("Financial Lite"), Keystone, Busch, or Genny Cream Ale. Bros are often smokers, although most find cigarettes disgusting.
Bros can be identified (brodentified) by their sandals, witty or vintage tee shirts, and American Eagle jeans. Although traditional bro wear includes American Eagle polo shirts (with popped collars) and frayed visors or baseball hats/caps, this clothing has been reduced to mostly ceremonial wear for broing out with new potential bros (brocruitment). Zip-up hoodies are common for bros in colder climate conditions.
Bros enjoy cheap domestic beer, most notably Natural Lite/Ice ("Financial Lite"), Keystone, Busch, or Genny Cream Ale. Bros are often smokers, although most find cigarettes disgusting.
Bros can be identified (brodentified) by their sandals, witty or vintage tee shirts, and American Eagle jeans. Although traditional bro wear includes American Eagle polo shirts (with popped collars) and frayed visors or baseball hats/caps, this clothing has been reduced to mostly ceremonial wear for broing out with new potential bros (brocruitment). Zip-up hoodies are common for bros in colder climate conditions.
Me and my bro were chillin' out listening to some Dave, but we had to put in some brovertime when my bro showed up with a bro-bowl. We chilled out and listened more Dave before playing Smash Bros.
by Donald J. Walters September 22, 2008
Jimmy: Hey, I was walking down the street yesterday, and--
Andrew: COOL STORY BRO.
Jimmy: Aw man, i got broed.
Andrew: COOL STORY BRO.
Jimmy: Aw man, i got broed.
by Polar Bear eat Hamster August 11, 2010
Found primarily in the northeast and deep south, a bro is typically a white male from a wealthy background who enjoys excessive drinking and partying, sports (especially lacrosse), and music (usually underground rap (wiz khalifa, oncue), alternative (kings of leon, DMB), and techno) Bro's dress differently depending upon the region they live in, but the main elements include polo ralph lauren, sperry's, and designer sunglasses (costa del mars, ray bans). Bro's use the college they attend or attended as status symbols and most Bro's post-college can be found in the financial business. Bro's are considered to be extremely success oriented and their aggressiveness in life tends to anger several other societal groups (see hipsters).
Bros can be found in the majority of the male characters in Wedding Crashers, anybody who plays lacrosse, or Stifler from American Pie.
by Frosty the Flow Man August 08, 2010
by carnevoodoo November 07, 2003