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breeder

Most often used in the derogatory to describe people that elect the suburban middle class lifestyle because they are so inept the only possible way they can contribute anything to society is to produce offspring. Typical cycle goes as follows: schooling -> job -> marriage -> children -> death. Their children also tend to grow up to become breeders and the cycle continues. True "breeders" can be compared to animals such as rabbits or cattle that do nothing but multiply by breeding. The term probably got its start in the GLBT community but has since gained outside popularity.
After college, you'll get a job and marry some girl or boy. Then you two can get fat and raise children in your nice house with a white picket fence and all the other breeders.

The song Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds describes breeders.
by David213 October 13, 2006
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Ocean Breeze

When someone is sleeping with a fan blowing on them and you jizz into it, creating a salty mist.
Brian was asleep in front of a fan so we gave him the Ocean Breeze to make him dream of a Beach.
by XchandlerX Derrick B September 28, 2008
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copping a breeze

When a heterosexual or homosexual couple are engaged in frequent strenuous sexual activity, and the male has ejaculated so frequently he has run out of semen, the next time he does ejaculate all that will emerge is a mere puff of air. The act of copping a breeze is to receive this puff of air on one's person, usually on, but not limited to, the facial area.
i came so hard next time you will definitely be copping a breeze, baby.

me and jason had such a fantasic time that by morning i was copping breezes left right and centre.
by Gary Pebbles October 10, 2007
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breezeway

The space between the top of a woman's thighs when she is standing. It is not present on all women (generally only appearing on thin women), and there must be visible space when the woman is standing with her legs together for the term to apply.
She didn't have a breezeway until she started working out; now you can throw a football through it.
by okstatendn July 2, 2009
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Breejetwa

1) The recieving of a blowjob midst playing Call Of Duty, either Modern Warfare, World at War, and soon to be Modern Warfare 2. Requires a positive Kill/death ratio to acheive full pleasure
Dan: Tyler can you get the frick over to my house? we have to play split screen co-op

Tyler: No sah, im getting a breejetwa. Be back in like 5 minutes. "oh shit did you see that kill? no dont stop yet..."
by fatcasky July 6, 2009
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Miami Breeze

Hopefully this hasen't happened to anybody out there if so then you have my deepest sympathy. This happenes when you are eating out a girl and right in the middle of it she queefs right in your face. (Usually causing you to throw up everywhere)
Man did you hear about Steve? He got a Miami Breeze from his girlfriend.
by Olario May 2, 2005
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Breeder

n~ (offensive) A heterosexual person. One who breeds with members of the opposite sex.

see also: trailer trash, homophobe
Ugh! What's that smell? Is this a breeder bar? It reeks of CK one in here.
by Jeff Stryker April 1, 2003
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