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British bowtie

British Bowtie n.: A sexual act where a woman drapes her extended labia on your neck while you eat her out
I almost threw up a little when I saw Julia could give me a British Bowtie
by Kielmog January 11, 2017
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Meh Bowtie

A living bowtie that has the ability to float and speak. Being a bowtie he is quite amazingly handsome and charming, using his pick up line with that soothing voice he has. He also make a good accessory for your suit.
Virgin Zacc: I wished I had a Meh Bowtie, he would definitely help me get laid.
by Zaccledoodle November 3, 2019
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Norwegian bowtie

When your trying to have sex with a woman and your friend tries to make it a threesome and you put your fingers in her ass and rub it on the guys nose and mustache
Dave hand got a Norwegian bowtie because he tried to get in on a uninvited threesome
by Do hoe February 26, 2023
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Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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sparklely bowtie

When a man and woman scissor and the man ejaculates on the outside of the woman's vagina and proceeds to throw sparkles on semen.
"I love the feeling of sparkles and cum on my vagina after my man gives me a sparklely bowtie."
by Thoughtful Jew July 22, 2016
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Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022
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Bowty

If ur bowty ur down to handle anything uve got to at all cost
Bowden is bowty he'll fight whoever is needed
by Bowden bowty boho June 4, 2018
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