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Meh Bowtie

A living bowtie that has the ability to float and speak. Being a bowtie he is quite amazingly handsome and charming, using his pick up line with that soothing voice he has. He also make a good accessory for your suit.
Virgin Zacc: I wished I had a Meh Bowtie, he would definitely help me get laid.
by Zaccledoodle November 3, 2019
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British bowtie

British Bowtie n.: A sexual act where a woman drapes her extended labia on your neck while you eat her out
I almost threw up a little when I saw Julia could give me a British Bowtie
by Kielmog January 11, 2017
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Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022
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Bosnian Bowtie

when a dude fucks a girl in her stoma (breathing hole in her neck) and the balls make it look like she's wearing a bowtie
That Bosnian Bowtie looked great on you
by Pingpong980 August 24, 2014
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Bowtie

An article of clothing someone wears around their neck in a buttoned up shirt, used to wipe the sides of their mouths after performing oral sex on another person
After he sucked that cock he used his bowtie to clean his mouth with.
by Real14yall June 13, 2018
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sparklely bowtie

When a man and woman scissor and the man ejaculates on the outside of the woman's vagina and proceeds to throw sparkles on semen.
"I love the feeling of sparkles and cum on my vagina after my man gives me a sparklely bowtie."
by Thoughtful Jew July 22, 2016
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