A sexual act that involves lighting the tip of your dick on fire then whipping it about the room like you’re a goddamned resort entertainer.
It’s like giving her a Cincinnati bow tie but with some showmanship. I wanted to get her to sleep with me so I pulled a Honolulu bowtie.
by Heebie kykeburger May 11, 2019
When a man and woman scissor and the man ejaculates on the outside of the woman's vagina and proceeds to throw sparkles on semen.
by Thoughtful Jew March 17, 2016
An article of clothing someone wears around their neck in a buttoned up shirt, used to wipe the sides of their mouths after performing oral sex on another person
by Real14yall June 06, 2018
We were making hand turkeys last night but one thing led to another and I was giving her a sparkly bowtie.
by Bigfootstick March 17, 2016
Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.
Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.
Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.
Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
British Bowtie n.: A sexual act where a woman drapes her extended labia on your neck while you eat her out
by Kielmog January 12, 2017
When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 18, 2022