Ghost Boating

The act of setting a boat at low throttle and leaving the helm to dance around, stand at the bow, or even enter the water (licensed ghost boaters only).

We returned the boat with a hole in the hull and had to explain that we'd been ghost boating...

by GeniusSex August 5, 2018

Swift Boating

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.

"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php

by Clem Snide July 18, 2008

boatlaunch

when you poop and pee at the same time.

i just boatlaunched the turd into the toilet bowl.

by zyfer July 30, 2012

mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

U-boating

Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.

Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

Pleasure Boatin

Pleasure boatin' is the act of sitting on one's boat; except, instead of physically traveling anywhere on the boat, the boat is free to float aimlessly around its present body of water. Although nicer boats are always preferred for this activity, pleasure boatin' can take place on anything from a raft or inner tube to a yacht. Pleasure boatin' is also strongly associated with the activities of day drinking (especially whiskey and beer) and is a popular hobby of Midwesterns living on the Great Lakes.

Visitor: "Why isn't that boat going anywhere? Those people have been sitting on it drinking ALL DAY."
Knowledgeable Midwesterner: "Oh, they're just Pleasure Boatin'."

by rainbowsrus April 24, 2011

Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017