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bimpert

a real ass that does pure dumbness n looks like a cunt
*Sees a weird looking person doing something dumb*

"Fack that guys a bimpert"
by adrianhhhhhhh September 26, 2013
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BlimeyCow

BlimeyCow is a comedy Youtube Channel which stars siblings Jordan and Josh Taylor and Josh's wife Kelli Taylor. They are known for being very sarcastic in their videos and having Christian themes. They currently have 2 different weekly shows. Messy Monday's is usually about a trending or controversial topic. Jordan's Messyges are videos where viewers send in their questions and Jordan answers them.
Bryson: "Have you seen that new BlimeyCow episode? It was hilarious!"

Me: "Yeah I did! Jordan is so sarcastic!"
by LoveAddict5 June 21, 2014
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Gor blimey

A minced oath: a contraction of the phrase "God Blind Me". An expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. Used mostly in the UK, even though "God Blimey" was used in 1922 book 'Ulysses'.
Gor Blimey! This music sucks arse!
by Pookle Iam November 9, 2013
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Blampire

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"
by Aliwishus April 4, 2013
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blimbs

A superlative form of the traditional limbs meaning "big limbs" - i.e something was absolutely great craic
Q: Did you see that sport goal on the media?
A: I did indeed my friend, 'twas blimbs
by Blimbus Dumbledore April 3, 2019
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Blimeycow

A youtube channel that's good because it's actually Christian rather than just bland pretend to be happy media marketed to people who go to church on Sunday sometimes. Maybe. If the weather is nice.
"Man, those Blimeycow guys are actually talking about things that happen in real life! Who knew Christianity had anything to do with that?"
by happytocoexist December 2, 2013
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Blimph

A tiny bit of weed/hash left to smoke. The end of a spliff with, literally, one drag left on it.
Is there a blimph left on that?
Is that blimph enough for a one-skinner?
by moorie74 June 28, 2018
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