Moist Blanket

A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.

Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.

"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."

by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019

spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen

Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014

airplane blanket

to initiate closer contact with an unsuspecting member of the opposite sex by offering them an airplane blanket that is far undersized for two people to fit under.

also refers to such blanket used for this purpose

"Yeah so, i totally airplane blanketed her. she went for it and we cuddled"

by Master Blanket Pilot January 29, 2009

Blanket Squad

The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.

"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"

by MMZMTS April 12, 2016

Human Blanket

Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.

"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"

by Ki9 October 20, 2011

man blanket

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.

Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.

by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005

Flange Blanket

Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.

E.g.

1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?

by Andrew Pfanglang February 16, 2012