blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.

1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.

by goods23 August 11, 2012

Blackout Blonde

A nice way to say gray hair.

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.

by HairGenius September 30, 2013

Blackout Bored

The state of being so bored by an interaction or event to the point that you later don't even recall it happening.

"Hey, do you remember what Ashton said about True Detective?"

"No, I must have been blackout bored."

by suedidlyoudonym May 5, 2014

Blackout hungry

Your so hungry that, you will consume anything that looks good in the fridge and or pantry, or both

Andrew was so hungry he ate m&ms, fried chicken, slice of bologna, piece of cheese and a Hershey’s bar. I think he was blackout hungry.

by Hooniganandrew June 23, 2018

blackout ben

A friend named Ben that always blacks out before the pregame. Sometimes will drop classes just to party on exam days.

Did you see that Blackout Ben unconscious at the pregame?

by College Authority April 15, 2019

blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:

Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!

by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022

Blackout challenge

a dumb tiktok challenge about holding your breath and going unconcious, people literally died from this

That persun did the tiktok blackout challenge, hes a retard

by foodpoison72 January 12, 2023