Barney

See Bill Gates

Bill Gates is Barney

by none of your goddam business July 3, 2003

Barney

Barney is the purple and green dinosaur that kids love.
It lies to kids about what life really is, telling them that if you sing it will all be okay, when, in reality, your dad is swearing all day because of work and your mom just got pregnant with the neighbors baby (just an example of real life).

Also, the kids show no individual personality, showing everyday kids that when you are older you should steal someone else's identity because its fun being like everyone else.
Barney is also calculated to be satan.
So next time you want something related to Barney, think twice before watch satan in act.

I have no examples, just the truth about barney.

by Gracie 1234567890 November 19, 2013

Barney

Slang term for white men.

Check that Barney over there. His white privilege is showing.

by Counter Balance July 23, 2018

Barney

Your boyfriend's name for his penis. (meaning big and scrumptious)

Girl: Baby, do you have a name for your penis?
Boy: Yes, it's barney. Hope you can handle it. ;

by HaleyBailey 3.0 June 5, 2009

Barney

Barney is, well, it's me! My name is Barney, and I really enjoy being....'different' from the rest!

'Hi Barney!' Said Polly, the sister of Barney

by polly April 7, 2005

Barney

A Thin Ginger Drunk Person

Hey look there goes a Barney

by Cyril Snear August 26, 2007

barney

the most annoying dinosaur that poops out little kids and eats them again then it starts all over this is called the poopasauris rex cycle

Noodle: Do you watch barney? Me: no. You: Barney r like cancer it r contageousz it r scary we r die it no. Barnie: spoop

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm, July 31, 2016