An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
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You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.
Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.
Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.
Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021
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A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.
This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.
by kynaris June 4, 2011
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Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.
Larry: What a choad.
Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.
Larry: What a choad.
by Jiminy Criquette September 17, 2007
Get the bone barnacle mug.v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information
n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part
n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part
Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.
by Ephemerratic July 30, 2012
Get the tour barnacle mug.A type of fungus that grows in the female muff area, its composition consists of mold, puss, and dried semen. The semen usually comes from boys named cole, luke, and/or casey. This type of fungal growth typically grows on girls named kristen after a lowlife shifty bottom feeder or jew fuck her. It can also be spread by said girl named kristen sitting on the victims face. In a matter of days, said infection will appear on the victims face. AKA a yeast barnacle.
by The_Cancerator October 6, 2017
Get the Yeast Barnacle mug.The accumulation of ice build-up that occurs between the tire and wheel well when driving in snowy conditions.
My car barnacles are so big that every time I turn a corner my tires keep grinding against them and make a lot of noise.
by jaywalker02 November 19, 2019
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