A notifying exclamation that someone within visual range of the speaker is wearing an unconvincing hair piece or wig.
(origin rhyming slag for wig "Syrup Of Figs").
Note not to be confused with "Irish Jig Alert!" which is a warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing in town.
(origin rhyming slag for wig "Syrup Of Figs").
Note not to be confused with "Irish Jig Alert!" which is a warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing in town.
Two friends walk into an ironmonger's shop and notice that a waiting customer at the counter of advancing years has jet black hair with a side parting at the back of his head.
"Ooops! Syrup Alert!"
"Ooops! Syrup Alert!"
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You: WTF, this is adverteasing, turn that sh*t off
You: WTF, this is adverteasing, turn that sh*t off
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Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert"
Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"
Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
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Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
by Abtou April 13, 2009
Get the Lube Alert mug.Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.
Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.
by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010
Get the Elmer Alert mug.A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.
Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!
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Get the Retard Alert mug.1. A small narrow opening.
2. A fixed or adjustable opening in a piece of equipment such as a camera or microscope that lets light pass through a lens or mirror.
3. The diameter of an aperture in a piece of equipment such as a camera.
2. A fixed or adjustable opening in a piece of equipment such as a camera or microscope that lets light pass through a lens or mirror.
3. The diameter of an aperture in a piece of equipment such as a camera.
See definition of aperture above.
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