A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 05, 2020
The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually
•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed
•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed
We are below the industry averages.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
A guy who lives next door to you, who you thought was very attractive at first glance. Then when you hang out with him, you realize that he is not hot, he is just average.
by marleneyweenie June 25, 2009
A person who is a complete 5 out of 10 in looks, not offensively ugly, not exactly pretty either. Persons deemed brutally average are usually also goggle-proof.
by Lorenzo J T May 12, 2009
by BigSmoke456 August 26, 2019
Also known as Booty Judy or Juicy Judy. A girl with a juicy size and average titties because she's average Judy.
Giiiiiiiiiirl she's an Average Judy mmmm finneeee..... ;)
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020
pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.
Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube
Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube
by Biafra J July 26, 2004