automated

Corporate code word for "you've been terminated".

Production Manager: What do you think we should do with Bob and his team? They've been lagging way behind production quotas lately.

Engineer: We just got some new equipment today, the whole process can be automated!

by gearhead78 April 27, 2017

Automatic Explosion Launcher

A machine gun that is capable of automatic fire, that launches projectiles that explode upon impact. Capable of releasing devastation upon the enemy.

I shredded those talibs with that automatic explosion launcher.

by hahahahahhahahhahahhahhahhaahh September 17, 2010

automatic bang

Girl who is guaranteed to do sexual favors, no matter what time of night, or how many guys are involved.
Originated from the hook of Tyga's song "Switch Lanes" (feat. Game)

Whatever bro lets just hit up Ashley she automatic bang

by weedselective December 22, 2015

semi-automatic ejector

noun: A term used for a man who can only orgasm when a gun is held in his mouth.

The next time I date a semi-automatic ejector, remind me to remove the bullets.

by hipstirthepot March 12, 2015

automan

A footstool.

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If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you furniture for your house. Mabie a nice chesterfield or an automan

by MTCaptain November 26, 2006

automatic pussy

The result of being a guy on the Real World, or being an extremely hot (yet cool) guy.

Ben: If you are on Real World you get ass automatically.
Ryan: Yeah man, that is automatic pussy.

by Frizanks August 26, 2005

automatic writing

1. a form of writing, often employed by surrealist poets, done by thinking as little as possible about what one is writing so that the thoughts from the id, unhindered by the ego, may come through.
2. a form of writing done in a similar manner, with a complete lack of any thought on the writer's part, employed by spiritualists who wish to "channel in" the thoughts of spirits or other entities from different planes of existence.
3. a form of writing done in the above manner by mental patients who are instructed to do so, so that their inner thoughts may be examined by psychological authorities

Automatic Writing is often easier to do while half asleep.

by IntestinePoet February 2, 2006